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Last-minute email to a CUNY professor about wanting to maintain my privacy from students.
Greetings Professor, More important than anything, I treat everyone at CUNY with the utmost respect at all times. That includes professors, staff, students, etc. As we get closer to the presentation time, I realize it will be in my best interest not to answer student questions. I’m excited to give the presentation with video. I’m…
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Email to a clothing company. The police stole something I ordered from the post office.
Greetings X, I never received the order. My address is a PO box. My PO box has the PO box address and a street address. I use the street address. I’m 44. I have no criminal record. I don’t lie. About a year ago I bought over $1,000 in jackets from you. You accidentally refunded…
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Email to HRA about the police stealing my Fair Fares card.
Greetings HRA, I always treat everyone at HRA, CUNY, USPS, etc., with the utmost respect at all times. I suspect my Fair Fares card was stolen out of the mail by New York law enforcement. It’s been three weeks since I was approved. I grew up with wealthy people in New York. A few of…
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New signature on my CUNY email.
Thank you and have a great day. Ever upward, Mark Pine I love CUNY. Disclaimer: I have been homeless for about 5 years. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t have a criminal record. I treat everyone with the utmost respect at all times. Long story short, there are some people I know who…
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Email to a professor about a second term paper preliminary review.
Anytime a teacher offers to review an essay before it’s due, I send it. I always try and complete assignments early. Normally by the time a professor generously offers a preliminary review I have the assignment ready to send immediately. This is an email to a professor about possibly receiving a second preliminary review. Greetings…
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I’m on the Dean’s List at The City University of New York.
Dear Mark, Congratulations! Your outstanding academic performance during the Fall 2019 semester has earned you a place on LaGuardia Community College’s Dean’s List. To achieve this honor, a student must have an exemplary overall academic record and at least a 3.50 grade point average for the semester. Meeting such criteria is not easy; you have…
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Email to the HRA commissioner about the date of my public assistance case recertification.
Greetings HRA, I always treat everyone at HRA, CUNY, etc., with the utmost respect at all times. That is more important than anything. My access HRA account says my recertification is for December 2020. I was outside of The Waverly Job Center this morning at seven this morning with my paperwork. When it was my…
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Email to a CUNY professor about my grades.
Greetings Professor, Thank you very much for the generous grades and feedback on how to improve my research project. You allow students to learn without putting them in a pressure cooker. Currently, I have 349 out of 365. The only score I see that is less than one hundred percent is the 60 out of…
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Email to the Nassau County District Attorney and NYPD Internal Affairs about people purposely blowing weed in my face because I’m on probation.
Greetings Nassau District Attorney, I am on the New York City welfare line. The address is The Waverly Job Center at 12 W 14th St, New York, NY 10011 People cut me in the huge line and started blowing marijuana smoke in my face. I’m more than happy to turn over all my bank records,…
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Email to the Nassau County Executive about my arrest, probation, and mental health evaluation.
Greetings Nassau County Executive, I’m a 44 years old homeless college student at LaGuardia Community College CUNY. Baruch College accepted me for next semester. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t party. I don’t have a criminal record. During my first three semesters, my GPA is 4.0 after 27 credits. All my assignments have…