Law enforcement used to rip holes in every pair of shoes I would buy.
Law enforcement would also stretch out every pair of shoes I would buy.
I started buying rubber shoes so law enforcement can’t rip holes in the shoes.
Now, law enforcement will stretch out every rubber pair of shoes I buy.
Law enforcement stretches out my shoes so my shoes are falling off my feet.
Law enforcement stretches out every pair of my shoes without exception.
Thank you and have a great day.