Opinion: Law enforcement keeps stretching out my shoes. November 20, 2023.



Law enforcement used to rip holes in every pair of shoes I would buy.

Law enforcement would also stretch out every pair of shoes I would buy.

I started buying rubber shoes so law enforcement can’t rip holes in the shoes.

Now, law enforcement will stretch out every rubber pair of shoes I buy.

Law enforcement stretches out my shoes so my shoes are falling off my feet.

Law enforcement stretches out every pair of my shoes without exception.

Thank you and have a great day.

Mark Pine

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Mark Pine

New York City startups, web marketing, and Baruch College journalism major. 917-815-5415 social@markpine.com

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