Opinion: Email to the Westchester County Police on April 6, 2023.


Greetings Westchester County Police,

I’m going on the record right now.

If I ever go to Westchester, I will never call Westchester law enforcement on the phone under any circumstances.

I don’t have a criminal record.

I don’t do anything illegal.

I ran into some trouble with the NCPD and NCDA in Nassau County so I won’t be going back there.

I only got a ticket for $100, no criminal record.

Just saying it was a misunderstanding on the phone.

I learned my lesson don’t ever call police in the suburbs under any circumstances.

Again, I always treat Police with the utmost respect in person.

I will never call cops in the suburbs.

If I need you for anything I’ll stop by a precinct.

Thank you for keeping us safe.

When I’m Governor or Mayor one day I will use my pull to try and raise all your salaries.

The government wastes money and then is cheap with the people that keep it all running.

Thank you and have a great day.

Mark Pine

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Mark Pine

New York City startups, web marketing, and Baruch College journalism major. 917-815-5415 social@markpine.com