Message to my gym.

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Greetings,

X gym is the number one gym on the planet.

I was just in the locker room. It was a little crowded so I left to let it clear out. Also, people left garbage in the locker room.

I would never touch anyone’s belongings, so I politely and respectfully notified one of your stellar staff members that some people left garbage around.

Thank you again for the marvelous service.

Have a great day.

Ever upward,

Mark Pine

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Mark Pine

New York City startups, web marketing, and Baruch College journalism major. 917-815-5415 social@markpine.com