Greetings Professor,
Of course, I’m going to do the presentation because it’s mandatory. I’ll get on camera and everything. I just wanted to go on the record that I usually keep to myself regarding the students.
I have no criminal record. I don’t do anything illegal. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t party. I live squeaky clean. I find it best not to interact with the students at all. I’m homeless, so I’m walking on eggshells in life.
The only people I want to interact with in my current situation are accredited investors, web marketing clients, or anyone who can help me from a financial standpoint. I’m working on entrepreneurial projects to try and get a roof back over my head in my spare time.
If possible, I would rather not have a question and answer session with the students after my presentation. If I have to, I will, but I’d rather not. If you say I have to, I’m not going to complain. I have the absolute utmost respect for you as a professor, and I love this class. I’m working on the term paper, that’s why I thought of it.
Also, I have a few questions for you regarding the project. I’m researching this afternoon and I’ll send you an email tonight or tomorrow.
Thank you, and have a great day.
Ever upward,
Mark Pine
I love CUNY.
