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Email to a company who produces super warm winter coats for reasonable prices.

Greetings,

I’m a homeless college student at CUNY in New York City. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t party. I simply have bad credit and no money. 

Usually, I sleep on the subway platform like many other homeless people in New York City. Because of everything going on the city closed the subway from 1 AM to 5 AM every night/morning. I need a super warm jacket because it’s freezing up here at night and during the day. 

I found your company/jacket and it looks amazing. I see that you have it in grey but not black. I’m tempted to purchase the grey one but I suspect it will look horrible after a homeless person is sleeping on the floor wearing it (me) for a few weeks/months. 

I need a black small because I feel like it will look better for longer. I’ll be happy if I get one winter out of it. Two winters of use would be a dream. I’m not going to be greedy though, I’d be happy with one because I sleep on the floor. 

I signed up for notifications when the jacket is back in stock. The second I receive the email I’m going to buy it. I really like that feature on your website. I actually added three of my emails to it so I don’t miss the notification. 

If you are asking yourself how does a homeless person have $400 to buy the jacket, the answer is student loans. I attend a city college that is very inexpensive so I get a rebate on my student loans in my bank account every six months. 

With the information I’m learning at CUNY, I’m going to be a millionaire before I graduate. Then I’ll purchase several items on your website. In the meantime please let me know If you have a small black at the store and I will buy it this second. 

Please advise. 

Thank you and have a great day.

Ever upward,

Mark Pine

I love CUNY.

By Mark Pine

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