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Email to an acquaintance about one free marketing session.

Greetings,

Everyone knows people I grew up with pay the top New York law enforcement (fettuccine alfredo) to torture me and make me homeless. As long as you don’t give me any money or referrals they can care less. If anything they will pay you to try and sabotage me in some way. I can care less, take the money.

The reason I’m contacting you is that I want to have one Google Meet video call with you and show you a few things regarding web marketing.

1. I want to show you additional marketing you can do with X.

2. I want to show you how to try and promote the website and potentially bring people into venues for when everything blows over.

If your good, I’m happy for you.

Why do I want to help?

I have helped a lot of people on the web since we met and I’m not only a check chaser. Yes I love checks and I chase checks but I also help nice people like you when I can. I’ll share my best info for free that I normally provide for paying clients. If you want it let me know. Make sure it’s cool with whoever.

All we need is one session and you will be off to the races. Also, when I can in the near future I’ll send you a quick email with a little info just in case you don’t want to have a Google Meet video call. I believe there is good karma in helping you. I want to see you both succeed and I have a few marketing things that might help.

Disclaimers: Obviously results are not guaranteed. Use this info at your own risk. All info is subject to change. Verify everything yourself. Also, you should have an attorney look at everything you are doing on the web to make sure you limit liability as much as possible. I’m not an attorney. I’m a homeless bum. Also, be careful when online advertising. Don’t spend what you can’t afford to lose. Use a pre-paid debit card so you don’t by accident get charged $1 million.

I don’t have time to offer this to anyone else right now. This is a one time offer that expires in one day from 08/16/2020. My current rate that can change at any time is $250 thousand per month plus expenses (the $250 thousand is for my labor, everything else is extra) and $550 thousand for 3 months (again, that is for my labor and everything else is extra). The total cost can easily run into the millions of dollars.

I do not want any referrals or money for helping you with marketing. There are no strings attached. I’ll take the karma and I’m good.

Thank you and have a great day.

Ever upward,

Mark Pine

By Mark Pine

Startups, Marketing, Motivation